This candle is your trophy, your badge of honor, and your well-deserved moment of peace—all wrapped up in one slow-burning, sweet-smelling flame.
Made with organic soy wax and natural fragrances, it’s as clean-burning as your conscience (mostly).Light it up and bask in the glory of being the unstoppable, unmatched, slightly unhinged queen that you are.
Mother of the F*cking Year Candle
1. Trim before every burn
Keep your wood wick trimmed to 1/8"–3/16" (3–5mm).
✨ Pro tip: Gently pinch off the black, charred wood with your fingers or a tissue after it cools.2. First burn = full melt
Let the wax pool reach the edges on the first burn (about 2 hours) to prevent tunneling.3. Short & sweet burns
Burn in 2–4 hour sessions. Never leave it burning unattended (we know you know).4. Having trouble staying lit?
Too much char might be the issue—trim again and try relighting.🚫 Candle Safety 101
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Never leave a burning candle unattended.
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Keep away from kids, pets, fans, curtains—basically anything flammable or chaotic.
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Only burn on a heat-resistant surface.
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Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains.
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